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miss-nerd-alert:

the-davest-of-uncles:

whitepeopletwitter:

There are 30+ different spellings of “Ashley”. You may choose only “Ashley”.

You can go for names that are interesting without going crazy with it. Try looking at names that aren’t common or popular anymore, but are still recognizable.

I’ve known for many years that if I ever have a daughter, her name will be Penelope. Other names I’ve tossed around in my head include Katherine, Shirley, and Sally, but I always come back to Penelope.

miss-nerd-alert:

georgi-girl:

• Barbie in the Nutcracker has the Mouse King, who’s voiced by Tim Curry and almost never played for laughs, attempting to chop the Nutcracker to pieces with an axe and then burn him alive in a fire.
• Barbie as Rapunzel has Gothel, who kidnapped Rapunzel to start a war between two kingdoms that almost killed a little girl, is emotionally abusive to Rapunzel and her friends, is powerful enough to enslave dragons, and her magic makes her almost unstoppable and spends the majority of the final battle chasing everyone.
• Barbie of Swan Lake has Rothbart, who’s out to kill Odette for a majority of the movie. After rendering the Magic Crystal powerless, Rothbart blasts Daniel and Odette with his magic, killing them both until their love revives them.
• Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus: Wenlock is a G-rated sexual predator. He goes from kingdom to kingdom, forcing women to accept his hand in marriage or face awful consequences. He introduces himself by turning everyone in the kingdom to stone and giving Princess Annika three days to accept his proposal before the spell becomes permanent. Before the film began, he transformed Princess Brietta into the titular pegasus when her parents refused his proposal, and turned three women unlucky enough to actually marry him into mute, goblin-like slaves after getting bored with them. He nearly kills Brietta in front of her own sister, and buries Annika alive in an avalanche when she stands up for her family. 
• Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses: Duchess Rowena is a master manipulator and comes the closest to winning out of nearly every Barbie villain. As she slowly poisons King Randolph to death, she plays the part of a loving relative to gain his trust and cut him off from his twelve daughters, until he willingly makes her his successor on his deathbed. In turn, she manipulates the 12 princesses, undermining their self-esteem and capabilities to help their father, to the point that they decide to leave the kingdom for their mother’s secret pavilion, believing Rowena’s lie that they are the cause of their father’s failing health. Before they can realize their mistake, she imprisons them in their place of refuge and steals some of its magic. Upon their escape, she uses the stolen magic to place a Fate Worse than Death curse on Princess Genevieve, compelling her to dance herself to death, which Genevieve only escapes by weaponizing the paper fan Rowena yelled at the girls about earlier. Rowena and her henchman Desmond may well still be trapped in the dance spell to this day. 
• Barbie as the Island Princess has Queen Ariana. She plans to murder Antonio and his family, poisons the animals so they’ll starve to death in an endless sleep, only had a daughter to serve her own ends, bribes a guard to kill Ro and her friends by knocking them into the ocean, and gained her title through marrying and killing an elderly king with a heart condition.

And those are just the ones I’ve seen! 

• Barbie the Princess and the Pauper has Preminger intentionally bankrupt a kingdom by secretly stealing from its mines with the expressed purpose of returning with the money to “save” the day, kidnaps a much younger girl to prevent her from marrying someone else and further increase his reputation by “rescuing” her, and when that doesn’t work he tries to browbeat the girl’s mother into marrying him so he can become king.
• The Fairytopia movies have Laverna, who intentionally poisons the people and lands of Fairytopia so they’ll have to come to her for the cure. In the second film she has a prince kidnapped and threatens to poison the oceans in exchange for a cure for her own affliction. In the third movie she kidnaps and impersonates another fairy to get close to the protagonist so she can get revenge, and nearly unleashes an eternal winter on the land.

miss-nerd-alert:

unaffiliatedpangolin:

sawbuckplus:

The “climate” hasn’t changed, but the agenda has.

Imagine making 77 F look like a nightmare scenario rather than a pleasant summer day.

To be fair, 77 F can be a nightmare when you live in a country that doesn’t believe in air conditioning or ceiling fans. It’s also pretty humid in Germany, which doesn’t help.

thisbibliomaniac:

return-of-the-blech:

mtndewloyalist-xix:

return-of-the-blech:

thisbibliomaniac:

Finding a church that isn’t theologically incorrect is pretty difficult

I say this sincerely, find one that is not or start one yourself

I found some around here, well in the capital, but they no longer exist. And I know of one in Colorado.

I’ve considered starting my own, but 501©3 is a non starter.

Do you use facebook? Because I’ve found the best way to find local believers is to get in a reformed / Baptist / etc group and ask for church recommendations in your area. There will either be someone in the group, or someone who knows someone. There were two reformed churches within 20 minutes of where I’ve lived my whole life and we never knew it.

thisbibliomaniac:

gsirvitor:

arizonaconservativegal:

colormipretty:

shieldmaiden-of-christ:

largeclumpofcells:

Fucking gross

Also, the ppl who are anti-children also claim to be “pro-choice”. If you’re “pro-choice” then you should also respect the choices of mothers who want to have multiple children like isn’t that the point of calling yourself this? Like what kind of people would say stuff like this?

I don’t think they really care about choice at all they just want abortions.

When the eugenics movement fell out of fashion, it split into two new movements - the abortion movement and the environmentalist movement. Not surprised to see them reuniting now. Neither one actually left eugenics behind, they just learned better marketing. It’s always been about controlling who is deemed worthy of reproducing.

Man, wait till you find out Margaret Sanger, founder of Planned Parenthood, was a eugenicist who put her abortion clinics in mainly black neighborhoods.

officialyourdailyinspiration:

seashellronan:

idk what introvert needs to hear this but please check yourself when ur saying stuf like “staying in your room all weekend by yourself watching netflix is much better than going out and being social” because speaking from experience it’s very easy to confuse being introverted and isolating yourself to cope with anxiety and depression please reach out to your friends and make an effort to live your life and say yes to things, there’s no harm in enjoying your own company but please try to avoid shutting yourself away because you’ve convinced yourself that you’re better alone it’s seriously a recipe for loneliness and will really fuck with your self worth

chonijabitha:

#Phillip & Eric 🤝 pining over that voice.